Experience:5g mushrooms - gnome hunting and a marriage proposal

5g of mushrooms - gnome hunting and a marriage proposal Substance(s): magic mushrooms Dose: 5 gs Route of Administration: oral

Subject

Age: 18 Sex: female Height: 154.94 cm / 61 inches Weight: 48.988 kg / 108 lb Date: 09/2022 Location: U.S

Background

This trip takes place on a sunday night. I was in my basement and invited someone over to hangout and do other “activities” if you know what I mean; I’ve wanted to trip on shrooms again for a while as it’s the only psychedelic I've done, and other psychedelics I suspect will trigger my psychosis (might still try a few though, eventually!). I’ve had a lot of issues recently regarding mental health and substance abuse, I’ve torn my family apart it seems and I just wanted to get my mind back on track so I can get help and rehabilitate myself. I am currently on no medications and have no health issues other than asthma.

Experience report

Alright, so, this story starts out before the trip when I was getting ready for this guy to come over (I’ll call him Boo) as well as for my family to fall asleep. I’m one of those goth chicks or whatever, so of course when a guy I like is coming over I’ve gotta cake my face and put on a cute outfit lol! I was wearing this mesh top and shorts with thigh highs, this doesn’t really matter I guess I’m just trying to be in depth so you can really get a feel of what all went on. Boo arrives around 12:00 am and we chill on my couch for a bit before he reaches into his backpack and takes out a bag of crushed up shrooms, they were crushed because he wanted to put it in tea in order to trip (he says shrooms aren’t really his thing though and he didn’t take much). I’ve only done shrooms twice before but in my opinion I handle trips pretty well, hell last time I tripped I was with my dad and sister.

So, I took a whole five grams from the bag and ate it, washing it down with an ultra sunrise monster (best flavor). I put on “the house of 1000 corpses” by rob zombie at this time because it’s such a great movie, however i’d come to find me and Boo wouldn’t be paying much attention to this movie haha. I knew it’d take longer for the shrooms to hit because I had fettuccine alfredo that night (it was really fuckin good btw) so we just cuddled and watched the movie; they hit me hard as hell after about and hour and I just started laughing my ass off and moving my body, unable to stay still. Boo kept telling me to quiet down because I technically wasn’t allowed to have anyone over and he feared I would wake my family up, which didn’t end up happening but it was still a valid fear. I felt really happy and everything was just really funny (especially the thumbnails up on goblin’s channel, a drug youtuber). Everything was moving slightly and the best way I can describe it is like shit was glitchy, my senses were heightened and textures/sounds were more intense than usual. My mouth seemed kind of dry, and my stomach hurt for like five minutes but it didn’t actually hurt it’s like my body kept tricking me, I felt so tingly and it’s almost like I could feel my blood traveling through my body. I’d look around and the snowglobes and figurines and shit around the room looked like they were moving around and blinking and stuff, this one big fish statue looked like it was swimming and talking to me (it did this last time too!). Everything in the room seemed so alive, nothing was inanimate anymore. I quickly came to the realization that my false eyelashes were extremely uncomfortable and my clothes were eating me alive, so I undressed and took off the eyelashes. Now, I only can remember bits and pieces of this story but I’m trying to put things in order and describe what happened the best I can. I’m butt ass naked tripping my fucking brains out with this poor guy I met a few months ago (he didn’t mind because he’s seen me naked before, it was still kind of funny though). I remember being extremely touchy and just wanting to melt into this guy, like become one and never leave so I crawled into his hoodie, but after about a minute I got scared and thought it was prison, I was very quick to escape fearing I would get stuck. I also remember I kept getting up to look in the mirror, my reflection was just so cool and silly I couldn’t get enough of it; shrooms also give me too much bodily energy so I can’t stay still or sit down a whole lot haha.

For a bit I thought I was an actual cat and started to act accordingly, meowing and purring and kneading the blanket before laying in Boo’s lap, ordering that he pet me because “I am a real life kitty cat”. After a while of really being into the trip and just saying nonsensical things, doing weird shit and watching random shows, I had to piss like really bad. I was too scared to go upstairs to the bathroom so I decided I’d just piss in the laundry room sink. I made Boo come with me and he watched my dumbass climb atop a washing machine and squat over a sink, but I couldn’t keep my balance at all so he had to keep me steady. After I was done with my aggravatingly long piss, I’d come to find that getting off the washing machine was too hard for me so I instead took a minute long nap on top of it. It was honestly really comfortable, better than the couch that’s for sure. I was acting just like a little gremlin, I kept biting Boo but I would complain if he bit me back; this trip was very very sexy lmao. I’ve been having a lot of trouble with sex for a while, my vaginal muscles always tighten whenver I attempt to insert something so sex is just excruciatingly painful and unenjoyable. But shrooms seemed to help this problem, fixing it almost. I was poppin my pussy a lot that night, had a lot of fun, some of the best sex i’ve ever had if i’m being honest! After a few hours into the trip I remembered that gnomes are a thing, and I swore I could sense them outside because they apparently come out at night.

I grab Boo’s hand and make him come with me outside to hunt for gnomes. Once we’re outside we start walking down my street, at this point I’m barefoot however I did put on some clothes (an alice in chains shirt with gnome pants if you were wondering, because I wanted to dress for the occasion). It was very dark outside and someone’s car was going off, which was kinda spooky; I saw big oversized cats and this scarecrow looking guy in the distance, so I quickly decided we HAD to go back in because the outdoors was too spooky for me, plus Boo had to keep me from wandering off looking for gnomes. On the way in I had come across my dad’s gnome garden, I picked up a gnome and brought it inside, naming him “Barnacle”. I made him a bed on top of my roommate’s drumset using a pillow, a maxi pad, and a box of crayons (I also made Boo’s “bed” on the couch). I found a little polar bear plushie afterward, I named it “Snowy” and declared Boo was the father and he needed to help raise his kid. I also told Boo I wanted to get married and have a wedding at Taco bell. He accepted my proposal and I was very happy. I wanted to get married right then and there but I didn’t have a dress, or any rings, which left me a bit sad. I had sworn I was madly in love with this guy and wanted to spend the rest of my life with him, not sure if that’s how things will turn out but we will see what happens haha. I did some coloring in a hello kitty coloring book at this time, but I broke one of my crayons which caused me to breakdown almost, that’s the worst thing that happened though, everything else was perfect. Around 5:00 am Boo had to leave which saddened me greatly, but nothing lasts forever I suppose, I was coming down from my trip around this time too. Overall a good, chill trip with good vibes, love was in the air. I’m glad I had this experience, no groundbreaking realizations or spiritual shit just good times and having a chance to relax. My apologies if this wasn’t the best trip report, first time writing one of these but I hope to write more in the near future!