Talk:Proper Insuffulation: Difference between revisions

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: '''Read all of these instructions''' '''''BEFORE''''' '''doing this, please?'''

: 1. Take a snorting implement. To begin, I'd suggest a simple thin straw, cut to about 3-6 inches long. Do NOT use McDonald's straws. They will deliver the drug way too fast and it will hurt like a '''bitch''', especially if it goes into the back too far (or potentially into the lungs) and causes the mixture of snot and drug to drip down your throat...lovely. Doesn't taste good, causes a massive throatache, and wastes the product. If you snort using a McDonald's straw anyway and then immediately regret it (''you will''), imagine Ronald McDonald squirting hydrochloric acid up your nose while choking a child to death on McNuggets to introduce some humor into the situation of your nose burning like shit to lighten it up. Also, don't try to look cool with paper bills if you're doing this with good friends. You'll look like a cliché-loving idiot, plus it's hard to assemble correctly, plus your powder of choice will probably have some left behind in the bill. Oh, also, ''bills are dirty as hell'', which brings me to tell you; '''wash your tool first and after each use, also, do not share it with anyone.''' You can also use a long pen tube, but that's not a good idea because it's less efficient and takes more time to prepare. If you think this is way too long a guide for just snorting, number one, get ready for the rest, and number two, your lines will probably be too long to snort right as well. Conclusion of this paragraph? '''''Use a thin straw and save yourself the hassle.'''''

: 1. Take a snorting implement. To begin, I'd suggest a simple thin straw, cut to about 3-6 inches long. Do NOT use McDonald's straws. They will deliver the drug way too fast and it will hurt like a '''bitch''', especially if it goes into the back too far (or potentially into the lungs) and causes the mixture of snot and drug to drip down your throat...lovely. Doesn't taste good, causes a massive throatache, and wastes the product. If you snort using a McDonald's straw anyway and then immediately regret it (''you will''), [http://i.imgur.com/fXCPsxm.jpg| imagine Ronald McDonald squirting hydrochloric acid up your nose while choking a child to death on McNuggets to introduce some humor into the situation of your nose burning like shit to lighten it up.] Also, don't try to look cool with paper bills if you're doing this with good friends. You'll look like a cliché-loving idiot, plus it's hard to assemble correctly, plus your powder of choice will probably have some left behind in the bill. Oh, also, ''bills are dirty as hell'', which brings me to tell you; '''wash your tool first and after each use, also, do not share it with anyone.''' You can also use a long pen tube, but that's not a good idea because it's less efficient and takes more time to prepare. If you think this is way too long a guide for just snorting, number one, get ready for the rest, and number two, your lines will probably be too long to snort right as well. Conclusion of this paragraph? '''''Use a thin straw and save yourself the hassle.'''''

:'''''Don't Let Other People See It'''''

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 : '''Read all of these instructions''' '''''BEFORE''''' '''doing this, please?'''
-: 1. Take a snorting implement. To begin, I'd suggest a simple thin straw, cut to about 3-6 inches long. Do NOT use McDonald's straws. They will deliver the drug way too fast and it will hurt like a '''bitch''', especially if it goes into the back too far (or potentially into the lungs) and causes the mixture of snot and drug to drip down your throat...lovely. Doesn't taste good, causes a massive throatache, and wastes the product. If you snort using a McDonald's straw anyway and then immediately regret it (''you will''), imagine Ronald McDonald squirting hydrochloric acid up your nose while choking a child to death on McNuggets to introduce some humor into the situation of your nose burning like shit to lighten it up. Also, don't try to look cool with paper bills if you're doing this with good friends. You'll look like a cliché-loving idiot, plus it's hard to assemble correctly, plus your powder of choice will probably have some left behind in the bill. Oh, also, ''bills are dirty as hell'', which brings me to tell you; '''wash your tool first and after each use, also, do not share it with anyone.''' You can also use a long pen tube, but that's not a good idea because it's less efficient and takes more time to prepare. If you think this is way too long a guide for just snorting, number one, get ready for the rest, and number two, your lines will probably be too long to snort right as well. Conclusion of this paragraph? '''''Use a thin straw and save yourself the hassle.'''''
+: 1. Take a snorting implement. To begin, I'd suggest a simple thin straw, cut to about 3-6 inches long. Do NOT use McDonald's straws. They will deliver the drug way too fast and it will hurt like a '''bitch''', especially if it goes into the back too far (or potentially into the lungs) and causes the mixture of snot and drug to drip down your throat...lovely. Doesn't taste good, causes a massive throatache, and wastes the product. If you snort using a McDonald's straw anyway and then immediately regret it (''you will''), [http://i.imgur.com/fXCPsxm.jpg| imagine Ronald McDonald squirting hydrochloric acid up your nose while choking a child to death on McNuggets to introduce some humor into the situation of your nose burning like shit to lighten it up.] Also, don't try to look cool with paper bills if you're doing this with good friends. You'll look like a cliché-loving idiot, plus it's hard to assemble correctly, plus your powder of choice will probably have some left behind in the bill. Oh, also, ''bills are dirty as hell'', which brings me to tell you; '''wash your tool first and after each use, also, do not share it with anyone.''' You can also use a long pen tube, but that's not a good idea because it's less efficient and takes more time to prepare. If you think this is way too long a guide for just snorting, number one, get ready for the rest, and number two, your lines will probably be too long to snort right as well. Conclusion of this paragraph? '''''Use a thin straw and save yourself the hassle.'''''
 :'''''Don't Let Other People See It'''''