Talk:Proper Insuffulation: Difference between revisions

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: 2. With your straw aside, take a flat surface. Make sure it is not porous (small holes in it that powder may fall in to. it's a bitch to clean and wasteful.) Good examples include the hardcover of your college textbook that you paid way too damn much for (this helps fit the scene if you're doing Adderall or other stimulants), a mirror (don't push too hard if you're breaking a pill), or a desk. Conclusion? '''''Nonporous and hard things are good for snorting/crushing off/on.'''''

'''''Selecting the Crush Tool'''''

: 3. Third, if you are crushing a pill, take your crushing implement. If you already have powder, like cocaine, skip to step four. My personal favorite crushing tool is the cap of a pop bottle, like a Pepsi. Absolutely make sure that the pill has been crushed into a '''fine''' ''powder!!!'' Otherwise, the chunks in your nose will hurt bad and won't allow you to snort easily. Conclusion? '''''Use something that will apply a point of pressure to the pill. With bigger/harder pills, use the cap method, but as if you were cutting the pill. (This is gonna send it flying)'''''

: 3. Third, if you are crushing a pill, take your crushing implement. If you already have powder, like cocaine, skip to step four. My personal favorite crushing tool is the cap of a pop bottle, like a Pepsi. Absolutely make sure that the pill has been crushed into a '''fine''' ''powder!!!'' Otherwise, the chunks in your nose will hurt bad and won't allow you to snort easily. To help with this, take a credit card, NO, absolutely not your driver's license. Hand an officer that and they'll fuck your criminal record harder than the coke will fuck you up, and roll the card over the powder a few times. Conclusion? '''''Use something that will apply a point of pressure to the pill. With bigger/harder pills, use the cap method, but as if you were cutting the pill. (This is gonna send it flying)'''''

'''''Snorting'''''

: 4. Ok. First, apply one spray of decongestant to each nostril, wait 15 seconds, (oxymetazoline 0.05% works good) and blow your nose very good. Take a spray bottle '''that has not previously had a harsh chemical in it''' with some distilled (ideally) water and set it to a gentle stream. Lightly spray up the nose and blow again. This is to clear your snot away from the membranes. Now, arrange your powder into about 2-5 thin, straight lines that are easy to hit and follow. Be sure you alternate nostrils; for example, if you have two lines, hit one with left and the other with right. Take the straw and very slowly, as not to poke the nose, (it may help to burn one end with a lighter to blunt it out ((but rinse it in cool water to get the heat out))) place it up the center of the nostril. You should stop when you begin to feel discomfort or pain, and then go backward slightly. Plug one nostril and secure the straw in the other one. Go down to the powder's level and align the straw at about a 20 to 45 degree angle about 5mm away from the powder, sniffing delicately like you are enjoying the scent of a flower while you go along the line. Take small breaks between lines. If you somehow fuck up and get that awful throatache, get some ginger ale and ice and slurp on it. If it's your first time, [[trip sitter|have someone monitor you.]]

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 : 2. With your straw aside, take a flat surface. Make sure it is not porous (small holes in it that powder may fall in to. it's a bitch to clean and wasteful.) Good examples include the hardcover of your college textbook that you paid way too damn much for (this helps fit the scene if you're doing Adderall or other stimulants), a mirror (don't push too hard if you're breaking a pill), or a desk. Conclusion? '''''Nonporous and hard things are good for snorting/crushing off/on.'''''
 '''''Selecting the Crush Tool'''''
-: 3. Third, if you are crushing a pill, take your crushing implement. If you already have powder, like cocaine, skip to step four. My personal favorite crushing tool is the cap of a pop bottle, like a Pepsi. Absolutely make sure that the pill has been crushed into a '''fine''' ''powder!!!'' Otherwise, the chunks in your nose will hurt bad and won't allow you to snort easily. Conclusion? '''''Use something that will apply a point of pressure to the pill. With bigger/harder pills, use the cap method, but as if you were cutting the pill. (This is gonna send it flying)'''''
+: 3. Third, if you are crushing a pill, take your crushing implement. If you already have powder, like cocaine, skip to step four. My personal favorite crushing tool is the cap of a pop bottle, like a Pepsi. Absolutely make sure that the pill has been crushed into a '''fine''' ''powder!!!'' Otherwise, the chunks in your nose will hurt bad and won't allow you to snort easily. To help with this, take a credit card, NO, absolutely not your driver's license. Hand an officer that and they'll fuck your criminal record harder than the coke will fuck you up, and roll the card over the powder a few times. Conclusion? '''''Use something that will apply a point of pressure to the pill. With bigger/harder pills, use the cap method, but as if you were cutting the pill. (This is gonna send it flying)'''''
 '''''Snorting'''''
 : 4. Ok. First, apply one spray of decongestant to each nostril, wait 15 seconds, (oxymetazoline 0.05% works good) and blow your nose very good. Take a spray bottle '''that has not previously had a harsh chemical in it''' with some distilled (ideally) water and set it to a gentle stream. Lightly spray up the nose and blow again. This is to clear your snot away from the membranes. Now, arrange your powder into about 2-5 thin, straight lines that are easy to hit and follow. Be sure you alternate nostrils; for example, if you have two lines, hit one with left and the other with right. Take the straw and very slowly, as not to poke the nose, (it may help to burn one end with a lighter to blunt it out ((but rinse it in cool water to get the heat out))) place it up the center of the nostril. You should stop when you begin to feel discomfort or pain, and then go backward slightly. Plug one nostril and secure the straw in the other one. Go down to the powder's level and align the straw at about a 20 to 45 degree angle about 5mm away from the powder, sniffing delicately like you are enjoying the scent of a flower while you go along the line. Take small breaks between lines. If you somehow fuck up and get that awful throatache, get some ginger ale and ice and slurp on it. If it's your first time, [[trip sitter|have someone monitor you.]]