Talk:Proper Insuffulation: Difference between revisions

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: '''Read all of these instructions''' '''''BEFORE''''' '''doing this, please?'''

: 1. Take a snorting implement. To begin, I'd suggest a simple thin straw, cut to about 3-6 inches long. Do NOT use McDonald's~~-style~~ straws. They will deliver the drug way too fast and it will hurt like a '''bitch''', especially if it goes into the back too far (or potentially into the lungs) and causes the mixture of snot and drug to drip down your throat...lovely. Doesn't taste good, causes a massive throatache, and wastes the product. If you snort using a McDonald's straw anyway and then immediately regret it (''you will''), imagine Ronald McDonald squirting hydrochloric acid up your nose while choking a child to death on McNuggets to introduce some humor into the situation of your nose burning like shit to lighten it up. Also, don't try to look cool with paper bills if you're doing this with good friends. You'll look like a cliché-loving idiot, plus it's hard to assemble correctly, plus your powder of choice will probably have some left behind in the bill. Oh, also, ''bills are dirty as hell'', which brings me to tell you; '''wash your tool first and after each use, also, do not share it with anyone.''' You can also use a long pen tube, but that's not a good idea because it's less efficient and takes more time to prepare. If you think this is way too long a guide for just snorting, number one, get ready for the rest, and number two, your lines will probably be too long to snort right as well. Conclusion of this paragraph? '''''Use a thin straw and save yourself the hassle.'''''

: 1. Take a snorting implement. To begin, I'd suggest a simple thin straw, cut to about 3-6 inches long. Do NOT use McDonald's straws. They will deliver the drug way too fast and it will hurt like a '''bitch''', especially if it goes into the back too far (or potentially into the lungs) and causes the mixture of snot and drug to drip down your throat...lovely. Doesn't taste good, causes a massive throatache, and wastes the product. If you snort using a McDonald's straw anyway and then immediately regret it (''you will''), imagine Ronald McDonald squirting hydrochloric acid up your nose while choking a child to death on McNuggets to introduce some humor into the situation of your nose burning like shit to lighten it up. Also, don't try to look cool with paper bills if you're doing this with good friends. You'll look like a cliché-loving idiot, plus it's hard to assemble correctly, plus your powder of choice will probably have some left behind in the bill. Oh, also, ''bills are dirty as hell'', which brings me to tell you; '''wash your tool first and after each use, also, do not share it with anyone.''' You can also use a long pen tube, but that's not a good idea because it's less efficient and takes more time to prepare. If you think this is way too long a guide for just snorting, number one, get ready for the rest, and number two, your lines will probably be too long to snort right as well. Conclusion of this paragraph? '''''Use a thin straw and save yourself the hassle.'''''

:'''''Don't Let Other People See It'''''

: 1a. Ok, this should be self-explanatory, but if you don't want to get caught snorting or doing drugs, which I assume you ''don't'', do not let this straw in a place where other people or even worse, authorities, will see it, like your car's glove box. Especially if that straw is '''''cut down?''''' Holy shit, they'll search it with excitement like a maid with OCD searches a mansion and put you in the slammer faster than a guy with the munchies throws pizza rolls into his microwave. Even ''more'' god damn worse, if you blunted the end of it with a lighter. They'll just practically shoot-on-sight. If you're very stupid and still don't care, just like when you'll eventually let Ronald McDonald squirt acid up your nose, at least rinse it out with alcohol, isopropyl alcohol, and water. Yes, all three. For..."safety." Conclusion of this paragraph? '''''Don't be stupid with letting people see it.'''''

'''''Selecting the Surface'''''

: 2. With your straw aside, take a flat surface. Make sure it is not porous (small holes in it that powder may fall in to. it's a bitch to clean and wasteful.) Good examples include the hardcover of your college textbook that you paid way too damn much for (this helps fit the scene if you're doing Adderall or other stimulants), a mirror (don't push too hard if you're breaking a pill), or a desk.

: 2. With your straw aside, take a flat surface. Make sure it is not porous (small holes in it that powder may fall in to. it's a bitch to clean and wasteful.) Good examples include the hardcover of your college textbook that you paid way too damn much for (this helps fit the scene if you're doing Adderall or other stimulants), a mirror (don't push too hard if you're breaking a pill), or a desk. Conclusion? '''''Nonporous and hard things are good for snorting/crushing off/on.'''''

'''''Selecting the Crush Tool'''''

: 3. Third, if you are crushing a pill, take your crushing implement. If you already have powder, like cocaine, skip to step four. My personal favorite crushing tool is the cap of a pop bottle, like a Pepsi. Absolutely make sure that the pill has been crushed into a '''fine''' ''powder!!!'' Otherwise, the chunks in your nose will hurt bad and won't allow you to snort easily.

: 3. Third, if you are crushing a pill, take your crushing implement. If you already have powder, like cocaine, skip to step four. My personal favorite crushing tool is the cap of a pop bottle, like a Pepsi. Absolutely make sure that the pill has been crushed into a '''fine''' ''powder!!!'' Otherwise, the chunks in your nose will hurt bad and won't allow you to snort easily. Conclusion? '''''Use something that will apply a point of pressure to the pill. With bigger/harder pills, use the cap method, but as if you were cutting the pill. (This is gonna send it flying)'''''

'''''Snorting'''''

: 4. Ok. First, apply one spray of decongestant to each nostril, wait 15 seconds, (oxymetazoline 0.05% works good) and blow your nose very good. Take a spray bottle '''that has not previously had a harsh chemical in it''' with some distilled (ideally) water and set it to a gentle stream. Lightly spray up the nose and blow again. This is to clear your snot away from the membranes. Now, arrange your powder into about 2-5 thin, straight lines that are easy to hit and follow. Be sure you alternate nostrils; for example, if you have two lines, hit one with left and the other with right. Take the straw and very slowly, as not to poke the nose, (it may help to burn one end with a lighter to blunt it out ((but rinse it in cool water to get the heat out))) place it up the center of the nostril. You should stop when you begin to feel discomfort or pain, and then go backward slightly. Plug one nostril and secure the straw in the other one. Go down to the powder's level and align the straw at about a 20 to 45 degree angle about 5mm away from the powder, sniffing delicately like you are enjoying the scent of a flower while you go along the line. Take small breaks between lines. If you somehow fuck up and get that awful throatache, get some ginger ale and ice and slurp on it. If it's your first time, [[trip sitter|have someone monitor you.]]

===Pills===

First, it is not a very good idea for your nose to frequently snort crushed pills, even if they do not seem to hurt it.

First, it is not a very good idea for your nose to frequently snort crushed pills, especially with the same nostril and a bastard McDonald's straw, even if they do not seem to hurt it.

Pills, as they are intended for oral consumption, contain things called "binders" and other things. Among these active ingredients are commonly

*''magnesium stearate''. Chemically, it is a soap. It is used as an anti-sticking agent.

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 : '''Read all of these instructions''' '''''BEFORE''''' '''doing this, please?'''
-: 1. Take a snorting implement. To begin, I'd suggest a simple thin straw, cut to about 3-6 inches long. Do NOT use McDonald's-style straws. They will deliver the drug way too fast and it will hurt like a '''bitch''', especially if it goes into the back too far (or potentially into the lungs) and causes the mixture of snot and drug to drip down your throat...lovely. Doesn't taste good, causes a massive throatache, and wastes the product. If you snort using a McDonald's straw anyway and then immediately regret it (''you will''), imagine Ronald McDonald squirting hydrochloric acid up your nose while choking a child to death on McNuggets to introduce some humor into the situation of your nose burning like shit to lighten it up. Also, don't try to look cool with paper bills if you're doing this with good friends. You'll look like a cliché-loving idiot, plus it's hard to assemble correctly, plus your powder of choice will probably have some left behind in the bill. Oh, also, ''bills are dirty as hell'', which brings me to tell you; '''wash your tool first and after each use, also, do not share it with anyone.''' You can also use a long pen tube, but that's not a good idea because it's less efficient and takes more time to prepare. If you think this is way too long a guide for just snorting, number one, get ready for the rest, and number two, your lines will probably be too long to snort right as well. Conclusion of this paragraph? '''''Use a thin straw and save yourself the hassle.'''''
+: 1. Take a snorting implement. To begin, I'd suggest a simple thin straw, cut to about 3-6 inches long. Do NOT use McDonald's straws. They will deliver the drug way too fast and it will hurt like a '''bitch''', especially if it goes into the back too far (or potentially into the lungs) and causes the mixture of snot and drug to drip down your throat...lovely. Doesn't taste good, causes a massive throatache, and wastes the product. If you snort using a McDonald's straw anyway and then immediately regret it (''you will''), imagine Ronald McDonald squirting hydrochloric acid up your nose while choking a child to death on McNuggets to introduce some humor into the situation of your nose burning like shit to lighten it up. Also, don't try to look cool with paper bills if you're doing this with good friends. You'll look like a cliché-loving idiot, plus it's hard to assemble correctly, plus your powder of choice will probably have some left behind in the bill. Oh, also, ''bills are dirty as hell'', which brings me to tell you; '''wash your tool first and after each use, also, do not share it with anyone.''' You can also use a long pen tube, but that's not a good idea because it's less efficient and takes more time to prepare. If you think this is way too long a guide for just snorting, number one, get ready for the rest, and number two, your lines will probably be too long to snort right as well. Conclusion of this paragraph? '''''Use a thin straw and save yourself the hassle.'''''
 :'''''Don't Let Other People See It'''''
 : 1a. Ok, this should be self-explanatory, but if you don't want to get caught snorting or doing drugs, which I assume you ''don't'', do not let this straw in a place where other people or even worse, authorities, will see it, like your car's glove box. Especially if that straw is '''''cut down?''''' Holy shit, they'll search it with excitement like a maid with OCD searches a mansion and put you in the slammer faster than a guy with the munchies throws pizza rolls into his microwave. Even ''more'' god damn worse, if you blunted the end of it with a lighter. They'll just practically shoot-on-sight. If you're very stupid and still don't care, just like when you'll eventually let Ronald McDonald squirt acid up your nose, at least rinse it out with alcohol, isopropyl alcohol, and water. Yes, all three. For..."safety." Conclusion of this paragraph? '''''Don't be stupid with letting people see it.'''''
 '''''Selecting the Surface'''''
-: 2. With your straw aside, take a flat surface. Make sure it is not porous (small holes in it that powder may fall in to. it's a bitch to clean and wasteful.) Good examples include the hardcover of your college textbook that you paid way too damn much for (this helps fit the scene if you're doing Adderall or other stimulants), a mirror (don't push too hard if you're breaking a pill), or a desk.
+: 2. With your straw aside, take a flat surface. Make sure it is not porous (small holes in it that powder may fall in to. it's a bitch to clean and wasteful.) Good examples include the hardcover of your college textbook that you paid way too damn much for (this helps fit the scene if you're doing Adderall or other stimulants), a mirror (don't push too hard if you're breaking a pill), or a desk. Conclusion? '''''Nonporous and hard things are good for snorting/crushing off/on.'''''
 '''''Selecting the Crush Tool'''''
-: 3. Third, if you are crushing a pill, take your crushing implement. If you already have powder, like cocaine, skip to step four. My personal favorite crushing tool is the cap of a pop bottle, like a Pepsi. Absolutely make sure that the pill has been crushed into a '''fine''' ''powder!!!'' Otherwise, the chunks in your nose will hurt bad and won't allow you to snort easily.
+: 3. Third, if you are crushing a pill, take your crushing implement. If you already have powder, like cocaine, skip to step four. My personal favorite crushing tool is the cap of a pop bottle, like a Pepsi. Absolutely make sure that the pill has been crushed into a '''fine''' ''powder!!!'' Otherwise, the chunks in your nose will hurt bad and won't allow you to snort easily. Conclusion? '''''Use something that will apply a point of pressure to the pill. With bigger/harder pills, use the cap method, but as if you were cutting the pill. (This is gonna send it flying)'''''
 '''''Snorting'''''
 : 4. Ok. First, apply one spray of decongestant to each nostril, wait 15 seconds, (oxymetazoline 0.05% works good) and blow your nose very good. Take a spray bottle '''that has not previously had a harsh chemical in it''' with some distilled (ideally) water and set it to a gentle stream. Lightly spray up the nose and blow again. This is to clear your snot away from the membranes. Now, arrange your powder into about 2-5 thin, straight lines that are easy to hit and follow. Be sure you alternate nostrils; for example, if you have two lines, hit one with left and the other with right. Take the straw and very slowly, as not to poke the nose, (it may help to burn one end with a lighter to blunt it out ((but rinse it in cool water to get the heat out))) place it up the center of the nostril. You should stop when you begin to feel discomfort or pain, and then go backward slightly. Plug one nostril and secure the straw in the other one. Go down to the powder's level and align the straw at about a 20 to 45 degree angle about 5mm away from the powder, sniffing delicately like you are enjoying the scent of a flower while you go along the line. Take small breaks between lines. If you somehow fuck up and get that awful throatache, get some ginger ale and ice and slurp on it. If it's your first time, [[trip sitter|have someone monitor you.]]
 ===Pills===
-First, it is not a very good idea for your nose to frequently snort crushed pills, even if they do not seem to hurt it.
+First, it is not a very good idea for your nose to frequently snort crushed pills, especially with the same nostril and a bastard McDonald's straw, even if they do not seem to hurt it.
 Pills, as they are intended for oral consumption, contain things called "binders" and other things. Among these active ingredients are commonly
 *''magnesium stearate''. Chemically, it is a soap. It is used as an anti-sticking agent.