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+----------
+{| id="Departments" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" style="width:100%; border:2px #87B0F5 solid;"
+|-
+| colspan="2" style="background:#CEE9FC; text-align:center; border-bottom:1px #87B0F5 solid;padding: 1ex 1ex 1ex 1ex" | <div id="shortcut" class="noprint" style="border:1px solid #999; background:#fff; margin: -.3em; text-align:center; padding:3px; float:right; clear:right; font-size:smaller;">
+[[Uncyclopedia:Shortcut|Shortcut]]:<br />[[UN:HELP]]</div>
+<h2 style="margin-top:.1em; border-bottom:0; font-weight:bold;">
+Help Menu
+</h2> <!-- 3 line spacing of h2 is important for subsection edit links to work correctly, PLEASE DO NOT FIX -->
+'''[[Uncyclopedia]]''' is a [[content-free]] encyclopedia. [[Anonymous|Anyone]] can edit Uncyclopedia, and its contents are free and open to abuse.
+You can also help poor people by giving them money.
+'''[[Uncyclopedia:FAQ|Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)]]'''
+|-
+| style="width:50%; background:#f5faff; padding:1.2em;" valign="top" |
+<!-- LEFT COLUMN -->
+<big><big>The Big Five</big></big>
+----<div style="padding-top:5px"></div>
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:About|About]]'''
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide to Being an Uncyclopedian|Beginner's Guide]]'''
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Flamewar_Guidelines|Flame war guidelines]]'''
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|Writing Tips]]'''
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Five pliers|Five pliers]]'''
+<br/>
+<big><big>Quick help links</big></big>
+----
+{| style="background:#f5faff"
+|
+|- align="center"
+| '''[[Uncyclopedia:Flamewar_Guidelines|Resolving disputes]]'''<br /><small>To resolve issues between users.</small>
+| '''[[Project:Report a problem|Report a site problem]]'''<br /><small>Report issues with the software and the site.</small>
+| '''[[UN:AA|Ask an administrator]]'''<br /><small>New contributors are encouraged to ask for help.</small>
+| '''[[Uncyclopedia:Multilingual coordination|Multilingual coordination]]'''<br /><small>Coordinating the languages.</small>
+|- align="center"
+| '''[[Uncyclopedia:Community Portal|Community Portal]]'''<br /><small>This is a good place to start.</small>
+| '''[[UnNews:Main Page|UnNews]]'''<br /><small>Totally irrelevant announcements and news.</small>
+| '''[[:w:|Wikia]]'''<br /><small>If you need help with your own Wiki.</small>
+| '''[[Citing Uncyclopedia|Citing Uncyclopedia]]'''<br /><small>For help citing Uncyclopedia as a reference.</small>
+|}
+<br/>
+<big><big>Ask a question</big></big>
+----
+{| style="background:#f5faff"
+|- align="center"
+| rowspan="2" | '''[[Special:Whatlinkshere/Template:Noob_friendly|Newbie Help]]'''<br /><small>List of users happy to help newcomers.</small>
+| rowspan="2" | '''[[Forum:Village Dump|Village Dump]]'''<br /><small>For answers (sometimes) and a closer look at how the site is run.</small>
+| rowspan="2" | '''[[Uncyclopedia:Chat|IRC chat channels]]'''<br /><small>Whining and throwing feces.</small>
+| rowspan="2" | '''{{tl|help}}'''<br /><small>Add this magic incantation to your page and help will soon appear.</small>
+|-
+|}
+<br/>
+<big><big>Things to do</big></big>
+----
+{| style="background:#f5faff"
+|- align="center"
+| rowspan="2" | '''[[Uncyclopedia:What_You_Can_Do|What you can do]]'''<br /><small>An entire list of options.</small>
+| rowspan="2" | '''[[Uncyclopedia:Requested Articles|Requested articles]]'''<br /><small>Write an article requested by users like you, or request an article yourself.</small>
+|-
+|}
+| style="width:50%; background:#f5faff; border-left:1px solid #87B0F5; border-right: 1px solid #87B0F5; padding:1.2em;" valign="top" |
+<big><big>Policies and Such</big></big>
+----
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Rules|Rules]]'''<br/>
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Image use policy|Image policy]]'''<br/>
+:*'''[[:Category:Ignorable_policies|Ignorable Policies]]'''<br/>
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Copyrights|Copyrights]]'''<br/>
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy|Deletion Policy]]'''<br/>
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Designated Agent|DMCA requests]]'''<br/>
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:General_disclaimer|Disclaimer]]'''<br/>
+<big><big>Other Important Links</big></big>
+----
+:*'''[[Forum:Village Dump|Village Dump]]''' (If you have a question unanswerable, post it.)<br/>
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Sandbox|Sandbox]]'''<br/>
+:*'''[http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/index.php?title=Special%3APrefixindex&from=&namespace=12 Index of all help pages]'''<br/>
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Five pliers]]'''<br/>
+:*'''[[Uncyclopedia:Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, but were afraid to ask|Everything you ever wanted to know about Uncyclopedia, but were afraid to ask]]'''<br/>
+<big><big> General information pages </big></big>
+----
+*[[Uncyclopedia:Best of|Best of Uncyclopedia]]
+:*[[Uncyclopedia:List of common misspellings|Common misspellings]]
+:*[[Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid|How to be funny]]
+:*[[Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures|Request pictures]]
+:*[[Uncyclopedia:Browse|Table of Contents]]
+:*[[Uncyclopedia:Templates|Templates]]
+:*[[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Why create an account?|Wikipedia:Why create an account?]] Most of which applies here too.
+<big><big> Special pages </big></big>
+----
+:*[[Special:Specialpages|Special pages]]
+:*[[Help:Undictionary|Undictionary]]
+:*[[Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion|VFD]] and [[Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD|QuickVFD]]
+:*[[Uncyclopedia:Noob of the Month|Noob of the Month]], [[Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month|Writer of the Month]] and [[Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian of the Month|Uncyclopedian of the Month]]
+:*[[Uncyclopedia:VFH|VFH]] and [[Uncyclopedia:VFP|VFP]]
+|}
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+[[Category:Uncyclopedia]][[Category:Help]][[Category:Infinite loop pages]]
+[[de:Uncyclopedia:Hilfe]]
+[[el:Βοήθεια:Περιεχόμενα]]
+[[es:Ayuda:Portada]]
+[[fi:Ohje:Ohje]]
+[[fr:Aide:HowTo]]
+[[it:Aiuto:Aiuto]]
+[[ja:Help:目次]]
+[[nl:Help:Inhoud]]
+[[no:Hjelp:Hjelp]]
+[[pl:Nonsensopedia:Pomoc]]
+[[pt:Ajuda:Conteúdos]]
+[[sv:Psyklopedin:Hjälp]]
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