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'''Cake''' is a... . The main active compound in cake is '''Cakecadine''' (known colloquially as '''Cake''', '''Caky''' or '''Cokoo'''). It is a novel synthetic [[psychoactive class::depressant]] belonging to the substituted ''wheat'' class.  
 
'''Cake''' is a sugary round shaped substance. The main psychoactive constituent in cake is '''cakecadine''' (known colloquially as '''C-AKE''', '''Caky''' or '''Cokoo''') which is a novel synthetic [[psychoactive class::depressant]] belonging to the substituted ''wheat'' class.  


This compound is orally active, and dosages between 25–500 g are commonly reported. Many users note an unpleasant body load accompanies higher dosages.
This compound is orally active, and dosages between 25–500 g are commonly reported. Many users note an unpleasant body load accompanies higher dosages.
==Chemistry==
===Synthesis===
[[File:Cakecadine.jpg|center|thumbnail|Synthesis of Cakecadine.]]
*[https://erowid.org/culture/food/food_recipe_cake1.shtml Cake synthesis (Erowid)]


==Pharmacology==
==Pharmacology==
 
Cakecadine is the main psychoactive compound in cake. It's a ç1 and ç2 partial agonist.{{citation needed}}
==Safety==
===Addiction===
Studies shows that cake is highly addictive due to presence of cakecadine, disaccharides and polysaccharides.<ref>[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-1203906/Why-cake-Addictive-additives-food-MAKE-fatter.html Why one cake is never enough]</ref>
 
===Alzheimer and brain damage===
 
===Diabetes and pancreas damage===


==Subjective effects==
==Subjective effects==
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{{Preamble/SubjectiveEffects}}
===Cognitive effectss===
{{effects/base
*'''[[Effect::Novelty enhancement]]'''
|{{effects/cognitive|
*'''[[Effect::Thought acceleration]]'''
*'''[[Novelty enhancement]]'''
*'''[[Effect::Empathy, love, and sociability enhancement]]'''
*'''[[Thought acceleration]]'''
*'''[[Effect::Increased libido]]'''
*'''[[Empathy, affection, and sociability enhancement]]'''
*'''[[Effect::Spirituality enhancement]]'''
*'''[[Increased libido]]'''
*'''[[Effect::Mindfulness]]'''
*'''[[Spirituality enhancement]]'''
*'''[[Mindfulness]]'''


===Physical effects===
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*'''[[Effect::Perception of increased weight]]'''
|{{effects/physical|
*'''[[Effect::Stomach cramps]]'''
*'''[[Perception of bodily heaviness]]''' - Many users reported a real increased weight.
*'''[[Effect::Abnormal heartbeat]]'''
*'''[[Stomach cramps]]'''
*'''[[Effect::Nausea]]'''
*'''[[Abnormal heartbeat]]'''
*'''[[Effect::Wakefulness]]'''
*'''[[Nausea]]''' - Some users reported nausea on extremely high doses.
*'''[[Effect::Appetite suppression]]'''
*'''[[Wakefulness]]'''
*'''[[Appetite suppression]]'''
}}
}}


==Synthesis==
==Toxicity and harm potential==
===Addiction===
Studies shows that cake is highly addictive due to presence of cakecadine, disaccharides and polysaccharides.<ref>[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-1203906/Why-cake-Addictive-additives-food-MAKE-fatter.html Why one cake is never enough]</ref>


===Neurotoxicity===
Studies suggest that regularly use of cake can cause hyperglycemia which can lead to permanent brain damage.<ref>http://www.bath.ac.uk/news/2017/02/23/sugar-alzheimer%E2%80%99s-disease/</ref>


[[File:Cakecadine.jpg|center|thumbnail|Synthesis of Cakecadine.]]
===Pancreas damage===
*[https://erowid.org/culture/food/food_recipe_cake1.shtml Cake synthesis (Erowid)]
Researches showed that frequently use of cake can cause pancreas damage. <ref>https://www.alz.org/national/documents/latino_brochure_diabetes.pdf</ref>
==Legal issues==


[[File:Cake-confiscated-from-child.jpg|center|thumbnail|A child busted with a cake in USA.]]
==Legal status==
Cake is almost illegal in all countries of the world.
[[File:Cake-confiscated-from-child.jpg|right|thumbnail|A child busted with a cake in USA.]]
*'''Republic of Molossia''' - Cake is legal to buy, sell, or possess in the Republic of Molossia.<ref>http://www.molossia.org/countryeng.html</ref>
Cake is almost illegal in all countries of the world. However there is one exception:
*'''Republic of Molossia''' - Cake is legal to buy, sell, or possess in the Republic of Molossia.<ref>http://www.molossia.org/welcomemessage.html</ref>


==See also==
==See also==
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*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake Cake (Drug) (Wikipedia)]
*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake Cake (Drug) (Wikipedia)]
*[https://erowid.org/culture/food/food_recipe_cake1.shtml Cake synthesis (Erowid)]
*[https://erowid.org/culture/food/food_recipe_cake1.shtml Cake synthesis (Erowid)]
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbq3kc29Tmg A short documentary about cake (Youtube)]


==References==
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