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'''Cake''' is a | |||
'''Cake''' is a sugary round shaped substance. The main psychoactive constituent in cake is '''cakecadine''' (known colloquially as '''C-AKE''', '''Caky''' or '''Cokoo''') which is a novel synthetic [[psychoactive class::depressant]] belonging to the substituted ''wheat'' class. | |||
This compound is orally active, and dosages between 25–500 g are commonly reported. Many users note an unpleasant body load accompanies higher dosages. | This compound is orally active, and dosages between 25–500 g are commonly reported. Many users note an unpleasant body load accompanies higher dosages. | ||
==Chemistry== | |||
===Synthesis=== | |||
[[File:Cakecadine.jpg|center|thumbnail|Synthesis of Cakecadine.]] | |||
*[https://erowid.org/culture/food/food_recipe_cake1.shtml Cake synthesis (Erowid)] | |||
==Pharmacology== | ==Pharmacology== | ||
Cakecadine is the main psychoactive compound in cake. It's a ç1 and ç2 partial agonist.{{citation needed}} | |||
==Subjective effects== | ==Subjective effects== | ||
{{Preamble/SubjectiveEffects}} | {{Preamble/SubjectiveEffects}} | ||
{{effects/base | |||
*'''[[ | |{{effects/cognitive| | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Novelty enhancement]]''' | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Thought acceleration]]''' | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Empathy, affection, and sociability enhancement]]''' | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Increased libido]]''' | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Spirituality enhancement]]''' | ||
*'''[[Mindfulness]]''' | |||
}} | |||
*'''[[ | |{{effects/physical| | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Perception of bodily heaviness]]''' - Many users reported a real increased weight. | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Stomach cramps]]''' | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Abnormal heartbeat]]''' | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Nausea]]''' - Some users reported nausea on extremely high doses. | ||
*'''[[ | *'''[[Wakefulness]]''' | ||
*'''[[Appetite suppression]]''' | |||
}} | |||
}} | |||
== | ==Toxicity and harm potential== | ||
===Addiction=== | |||
Studies shows that cake is highly addictive due to presence of cakecadine, disaccharides and polysaccharides.<ref>[http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/food/article-1203906/Why-cake-Addictive-additives-food-MAKE-fatter.html Why one cake is never enough]</ref> | |||
===Neurotoxicity=== | |||
Studies suggest that regularly use of cake can cause hyperglycemia which can lead to permanent brain damage.<ref>http://www.bath.ac.uk/news/2017/02/23/sugar-alzheimer%E2%80%99s-disease/</ref> | |||
===Pancreas damage=== | |||
Researches showed that frequently use of cake can cause pancreas damage. <ref>https://www.alz.org/national/documents/latino_brochure_diabetes.pdf</ref> | |||
[[File:Cake-confiscated-from-child.jpg| | ==Legal status== | ||
Cake is almost illegal in all countries of the world. | [[File:Cake-confiscated-from-child.jpg|right|thumbnail|A child busted with a cake in USA.]] | ||
*'''Republic of Molossia''' - Cake is legal to buy, sell, or possess in the Republic of Molossia.<ref>http://www.molossia.org/ | Cake is almost illegal in all countries of the world. However there is one exception: | ||
*'''Republic of Molossia''' - Cake is legal to buy, sell, or possess in the Republic of Molossia.<ref>http://www.molossia.org/welcomemessage.html</ref> | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
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*[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake Cake (Drug) (Wikipedia)] | *[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cake Cake (Drug) (Wikipedia)] | ||
*[https://erowid.org/culture/food/food_recipe_cake1.shtml Cake synthesis (Erowid)] | *[https://erowid.org/culture/food/food_recipe_cake1.shtml Cake synthesis (Erowid)] | ||
*[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbq3kc29Tmg A short documentary about cake (Youtube)] | |||
==References== | ==References== | ||
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[[Category:Psychoactive substance]] | [[Category:Psychoactive substance]] | ||
[[Category:Substance]] | [[Category:Substance]] | ||
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